insatiable-geek:

MINIONS!!!

• 1 Large Package Orange Jello
• 1 Small Package Black Cherry Jello
• About 4 C. of Water, Divided
• 1 1/2 C. Vodka
• 2 Oz. Cherry Liqueur
• 2 Oz. Lemoncello
• Orange Peel (Garnish)
• Maraschino Cherries (Garnish)

Prepare Orange Jello with the same amount of boiling water, but switching one cup of water for vodka, adding the lemoncello, and reducing 1/2 a cup of cold water.  Pour the setting orange jello into shot glasses, filling them 3/4 of the way.  Once the orange jello has set for about 2 hours in the fridge, prepare the cherry jello switching 1/2 a cup of the cold water with the remaining vodka and cherry liqueur.  

To make 21, add the orange peel and cherries.

To make 24, remove the cherry jello (No head), but add the orange peel.

Happy birthday, Cormac.

thefrogman:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

FUCKING HIPPIES.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOUR CHAIR PROBABLY WOULDN’T BE ALL FUCKED UP IF YOU DIDN’T LEAN ON IT SO HARD.

SIT NORMAL, WEIRDO. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

ARE YOU OLDER THAN JESUS?

No.

ARE YOU OLDER THAN PLASTIC?

Yes.

DID YOU INVENT PLASTIC?

No.

WILL YOU THROW THE RINGS FROM PLASTIC SODA BOTTLES AT ME SO I CAN PLAY WITH THEM?

Yes.

I LOVE YOU.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I SAID I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR CINNAMON ROLL AND I’D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU QUIT ASKING ME.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THIS IS POLICE BRUTALITY! THEY’RE FUCKIN’ UP MY CIVIL RIGHTS!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, HEY.

NO, I’M NOT LOST. IT’S JUST THAT I REALIZED I’D HAVE TO WALK ABOUT 25,000 MILES TO GAIN ANY ACTUAL, NOTICEABLE BENEFITS FROM THESE SKECHER’S SHAPE-UPS I SPENT $58 ON, SO THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING. I’M NOT JUST PISSING AWAY $58.

I STARTED IN QUEBEC. BY THE TIME I GET TO ARGENTINA I SHOULD BEGIN SEEING SOME LEANNESS IN MY THIGHS AND FIRMNESS IN MY BUNS.

LthefuckOL

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SOMETIMES I THINK IT’S A STRAIGHT UP CONSPIRACY BETWEEN THE REPUBLICANS AND THE MEDIA TO OVEREXPOSE TEA PARTY MEMBERS AND THESE FUCKING PUPPETS AND CERTIFIABLE LOONS THEY PRETEND ARE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES SO THAT ANYONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO READ BEYOND A SIXTH GRADE LEVEL WILL BECOME SO FLUSTERED AND FED UP WITH THE IDIOCY THAT THEY BASICALLY GIVE UP AND IGNORE POLITICS ALTOGETHER FOR LONG STRETCHES OF TIME, ALLOWING THE SAME PEOPLE WHO DROVE THEM AWAY TO FURTHER THEIR OWN AGENDAS UNHINDERED.

WE SHOULD GET SOME FULL-ON ANARCHIST ACTIVISTS AND CANDIDATES WHO ONLY SPEAK IN 45 MINUTE CRITICAL THEORY ESSAYS TO KIND OF BALANCE IT OUT A LITTLE.